Mom's Dad Jokes - Brett Belle

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Everyone loves a good dad joke, but the question is why do dads get to have all of the fun? This book proves the exception to the rule! This book is packed with stupid dad jokes created by Soph Honey. Yes, she''s a mom and she''ll make you laugh until you cry. SheÂ’s also the creator of the wildly popular YouTube and Instagram channels "MomÂ’s Dad Jokes." A few regrettable samples for your amusement: - Most people don''t realize Argentina''s so cold.... It''s bordering on Chile- A dragon would never explode. A dino might.- This just in: The toilet at the police station has been stolen.... As it stands, the police have nothing to go on.- What do you call a hippie''s wife? Mississippi. - My husband just called to tell me he saw a fox on the way to work. I wonder how he knew it was on its way to work.- What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor. - My sister was giving me a pep talk the other day. She said "You know, things could always be worse. You could be stuck in a hole filled with water." I know she means well. - I''m reading this horror novel in Braille and I''m pretty sure something bad is about to happen.... I can feel it. - Just when you think food couldn''t possibly call you on the phone.... Bam! Onion rings.- My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture.... I have a hunch it might be me. Inside you''ll find more than 300 jokes like these, including a mix of original gut-busters and classic groaners, plus 50 bonus QR codes. Each code will take you to a video of Soph telling the joke, to help ensure you get a first-hand tutorial on the timing and delivery required to maximize each jokeÂ’s impact.